The Interview Part 1 Post

Interview with a Vampire

More like with a night owl


This is a two-parter. Part one is a taster of a script. Part two is on the way.

Also I chose the photo of Kanye West and Zane Lowe because I love watching Zane interview Kanye. If you haven’t seen them (there are two), I recommend them man.


DASARSH
Hey hey sorry I’m late. I didn’t think it would take me so long to get here, but I don’t need to warm up or anything so we can just start.

Dasarsh looks up, uncertain.

VOICE (OFF SCREEN)
I’ve been expecting you…

PAN TO:

Man in chair, facing away from camera.

MAN IN CHAIR
Mister Dasarsh.

CUT TO:

Dasarsh bust, moving into the room taking a seat. Feeling a little unnerved by the voice.

DASARSH
Well I’m here now so we can begin with the interview. I’m ready when you are.

MAN IN CHAIR
Ah yes, the interview. I called you here to get you talking about your blog and your take on a few topics.

DASARSH (thinking)
This guy’s voice sounds familiar.

MAN IN CHAIR
I record the audio, have my interns type it up and then I edit it and send it to my manager to get it in our magazine.

DASARSH (thinking)
So so familiar…

MAN IN CHAIR
Didn’t it strike you as odd? Your blog is so new, how could you get someone call you up for something like this so easily?

DASARSH (thinking)
I did wonder about that.

MAN IN CHAIR
I’m sorry to say there is no magazine for you to be featured in. However, I didn’t go through all this trouble just to prank you. This interview will still take place.

DASARSH
Who are you? What do you want?

CUT TO:

Chair turns around. Zoomed in on face while turning. It is a younger Dasarsh.

YOUNG DASARSH
I’m you from the past and I’ve got questions.

Dasarsh is shocked, taken aback, sceptical.

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YOUNG DASARSH
And that’s how I travelled through time from 2009.

DASARSH
None of that made sense.

YOUNG DASARSH
Regardless, I have questions which need answering.

DASARSH
Uuggghh fine. Let’s get this over with.

YOUNG DASARSH
Does Ash ever win the Pokemon League?

DASARSH (deadpan)
Serious questions only.

YOUNG DASARSH
(Grunts) I take it we’re not professional football players, what with you being a software developer and having your own blog. What happened to all our ambition?

DASARSH (slightly defensive)
Okay firstly, what’s wrong with being a software developer? And secondly, I share the blog. And life happened to our ambition! It’s not even like it’s gone, it’s just focussed on a career which isn’t the dreamy sports one we once wanted. We’re not good enough to be pro, man. But I’m still better than you.

YOUNG DASARSH (mockingly)
Well I’ve never broken a bone.

DASARSH
Shut up. Next question.

YOUNG DASARSH
What should I do now to be better than you are right now? Like in general.

DASARSH
Stop being afraid of consequences. There’s nothing wrong with failing if you learn from it.

YOUNG DASARSH
You sound like an old man with many regrets.

DASARSH
You’re pretty arrogant, you know that?


There’s a teaser for what’s to come… It’s gonna be a fun one so stay tuned!

Catchya!

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